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I just found out that checking your credit score actually LOWERS your credit rating. Seriously? That`s like every time you look in the mirror, you get a little bit uglier.
I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
My safe word is letsgetmarried.
I like to log into facebook and leave a status just to show I`m here. Or am I?
She might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty`s only a light switch away.
When one door opens & another one closes, your fricking house is HAUNTED!
I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.
Blue&Black or White&Gold? Who cares what color the dress is, so long as its balled up on the floor of my bedroom.
It`s so cold outside you can see your farts.
I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else’s.
Life advice: Enjoy the f*ck out of it. It`s that simple.
I am bored. Anyone need anything avenged?
I just had a threesome in the shower with Johnson and Johnson.
Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.