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Ever work out and think "wow I really needed that"? That`s how I feel about the chocolate chip cookie I just ate.
You know it`s good advice, when your still confused afterwards.
I can`t believe it`s been a year since I didn`t become a better person....
I`m 5`5" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things.
Things to do today.....pet all the spiders in my house at least twice with my shoe.
The scariest US president was Rushmore, because he had 4 heads
I like how flies rub their hands together like tiny criminals
Nothing says `I dont take you seriously` like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
You`re not laughing out loud. You know it and I know it
I think, therefore i`m single.
So I harvested my tomato today, it`s bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it.
The best part about going to Wal-Mart is having the book aisles all to yourself.
is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
Garage sales are the gateway drug to Walmart.
At least I know it wasn`t just me that was wondering if the cashier was a man or a woman. I just wish that my 5 year old didn`t ask.