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Sometimes I`m completely inconsiderate to other peoples feelings. And other times I`m asleep.
Do you know what would really be fun? ... No really.. If you know, tell me.. I`m bored to death.
20 years from now, one of the hardest things our kids will be faced with is finding a screen name which is not already taken!
"What doesn`t kill you makes you smaller." -Super Mario
If you guys could read my mind! It would be all like; " "
I know they didn`t ask for it, but I sent a stool sample in with my tax returns.
I don`t think America should elect a president in 2016. We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves.
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
You know it`s time to delete Facebook when your mom, dad, uncles, aunties, grandparents etc... is on it.
My business card is just a picture of me looking inside the fridge.
They should just go ahead and put a volume setting on my TV that says "Eating Doritos".
The number of red lights you will hit while driving are directly proportional to how bad you have to pee.
I haven`t seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he`s OK.
I would tell you to go to he!! but all dogs go to heaven.