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Hey I just met you... And this is Crazy... But this is a nice restaurant... So, Silence your baby!
When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?
When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found.
Before I get busy doing nothing, I am taking a 20 minute break.
Dyslexics of the world.. UNTIE!
I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long.
I have this talent of getting tired without doing nothing.
If you think about it,, Batman was pretty lazy about naming all his stuff.
May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I`m considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.
Trust me ...... I can`t believe I`m still here either.
Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?
My kitchen is actually nothing more than a fruit hospice
Man: "You look nice today..." Woman: "Was I ugly yesterday?"
Is anyone going to tell America`s funniest videos about YouTube?
I can`t figure out why everyone calls me a smart-ass. Is it because I`m smart and have a great ass?