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I like the part of the day where we eat the food.
"You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
Politicians and diapers should be changed regularly and for the same reason...
What idiot called it "best man" instead of "lord of the rings"
If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
All I`m saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old...
I love facebook... It`s the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot...
Until they get this spell-check problem with the iPhone fixed, it would be best not to text your wife and tell her she is looking fit.
A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
Can you imagine how sexy I`d be if I ate right and took care of my body... I`m not going to, but can you imagine
Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me all like, “Whoa! That was close!”
What`s wrong with having your mind in the gutter all the time?! If it weren`t for the gutter, my mind would be homeless!!!
Now that there is no FBI director we can finally make copies of VHS tapes
The older I get the better I used to be.
If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!