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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
Does anyone have the recipe for ice cubes? Asking for a friend.
He died doing what he loved: telling me I`m overreacting.
Can`t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
doesn`t mind that people start spreading rumors about me.. it’s when they spread the truth that I’m screwed ;)
I can`t believe The Stones are still doing it after all these years. Someday I want to have a marriage like Fred and Wilma.
I was like "No, Pepsi is NOT ok. I wanted a Coke." And she was all "Sir, 911 should only be dialed for real emergencies."
Is there a 5-second Rule for when you drop babies? ...Asking for a friend. JK people!!! LOL ;)
When I think of a SELFIE, I`m not sure it`s the same thing you`re thinking of...
Have you ever said something and immediately thought “I didn’t know I knew that."
Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives and can`t be with them for the holidays. But don`t be jealous.
Is it sexual harasment to say ho ho ho to a female coworker?
If he`s dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all "I still haven`t gotten my period."
thinks it`ll just be my luck to win the Lottery tonight ...... and the world WILL end tomorrow!
What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won`t buy the book.