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What I learned from Titanic was that you need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person you like cause you never know what might happen.
Why is it that everyone you hate has such a better job than you?
i never said i knew what i was doing, i said i was going to do it anyway :)
If you`ve never put fake blood capsules in your mouth before going to the dentist you are too mature to be my friend.
An apple a day is bullsh!t. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
I advise you...don`t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
45 minutes on the treadmill is no big deal if you don`t turn it on
I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates the guy that killed Bruce Wayne`s parents.
Sometimes I feel that I need someone special to complete me, but then I have a pizza and I`m like, "Nope. I`m good."
is in his own little world but it´s okay they know me here.
My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.
I don`t take steroids because I never want to look like I`m capable of helping my friends move.
One of us spends too much time on Facebook.
The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.
Wal-Mart: Because going to Target requires a shower.