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A lot of people don`t realise that Shania Twain`s father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
I have many thoughts. I just can´t remember any of them.
How do you people have the time to hate a stranger on the internet?
There is literally no way of knowing how many chameleons are in your house.
i hope your life is as long and useful as this roll of toilet paper!!!
I`m beginning to think that my destiny in life is just to be a bad example that other people can learn from.
I think even hospital gowns cover more than my insurance does...
So much to do and so few alibis.
Im 6`1", blue eyes, light brown hair, fit, own my own compa......oh crap, wrong website, sorry.
Relationships are like just-out-of-the-oven pizza. You know it`s going to burn you, but it looks so good and maybe this time it won`t?
A female mantis kills the male after sex. That used to seem cruel, but now that I`m married with kids I think the male mantis gets off easy.
Anyone know how much snow is too much snow not to go to the liquor store?
You know, rumor has it that the Mona Lisa may have been the first selfie.
Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times. Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic