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Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way.
I’m classically trained in the art of Nintendo.
Things that schools worry about Drugs 1% Graduating 1% drop outs 1% the inportance of using a number 2 pencil on standardized tests 97%
Calling your girlfriend by her Moms name during a fight is a great way to escalate the situation.
The doctors say im going to be ok. I must warn you the dyson ball cleaner has a very misleading name.
You know what would make this Vodka & cranberry better? The Bahamas.
Remember before the internet when all the people at the video store knew you watched porn alone on Saturday mornings
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NASCAR pit crews are always retiring. Let it sink in: now laugh
Hey rumor has it, that if you look up from your phone you can see all kinds of pretty colors in the trees this time of year.
thinks that life was a lot simpler when I thought girls had cooties, and getting to the bottom of the sandbox was a good day.
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes……how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?
Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up.
I`m ABSOLUTELY positive I`d accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.