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Redneck word of the day: Twerk "Imma have one more beer then imma get back twerk!"
Sometimes I order Domino`s but give them Pizza Hut`s address. And when they show up and start fighting, I just wait with my mouth open.
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
I have no fear of heights. I do, however have a fear of falling from heights.
Girls here`s how to tell if a guy wants you for sex - 1: He does
If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
My friends and I played fantasy football in high-school. No league, we just constantly thought about the cheerleaders.
People should seriously stop expecting normal from me...We all know it`s never gonna happen
is accepting applications. Needed someone to keep me from doing dumb stuff. See previous post.
“Grandbrother” sounds much cooler than uncle.
I`ve officially reached the point in my life where the trash goes out on Friday nights way more often than I do.
tried being normal. Didn`t like the feeling, so I`m going back to being ME.
What Flickering Lights Mean: 1% Electrical problems 99% demons and sh!t.
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
Most days I think I understand women, but then the alcohol wears off.