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Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw.
The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
I watched my first Porn the other day. I looked so much younger back then!
How do you people have the time to hate a stranger on the internet?
Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?
I love this oscillating fan, 5 out of every 15 seconds.
The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog`s poop.
My family is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you`re gonna get but you can be sure there are gonna be some nuts in there somewhere.
Now that I think about it... Facebook became popular ever since I made an account.
All I want is to see you smile...that and maybe a pizza.
hilarious
I need to find a woman that loves me for my money....but doesn`t understand math. (<>..,<>)
New diet plan: murder all the skinny people.
If there`s one thing I learned from my wife, it`s don`t get married!
I’m positive that somewhere out there exists a video montage of me dancing alone in various elevators.