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If I don`t make at least one person scream, "WTF" then my day is not done yet.
Still haven`t taken down the Christmas tree. Screw it. We now have a Super Bowl tree.
Can`t dance? Spell your name....in the air...with your butt. BOOM! Next problem...
My next relationship will be with someone who thinks "Wine" is a perfectly acceptable answer when he asks what`s for dinner.
Thanks to Facebook i now know what everyones bathroom looks like.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?
Marriage counseling - because sometimes your spouse needs to hear from a professional that they are being an a$$
Oh, you fell in love?! I fell in my bathtub.
I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it`s obvious he had no idea how letters work.
I never fail to win at Rock, Paper, Scissors when I pick up the other person and throw them out the window.
Some days the problem is I care too much… Today was not one of those days…
I like to think that people that unfriend me wake up months later regretting that irreversible and life altering decision.
Why do pickup truck commercials think it`s very important that I`m able to tow a plane?
Thanks for posting pics of what you had for dinner, the suspense was f*cking killing me.