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FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
Don`t you just hate it when people say stuff in thier status that you really didn`t want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop. Talk to ya later.
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating...
I can`t fall asleep because I am too excited for Christmas
Happy National hear fireworks all day and night set off by Drunk People you wouldn`t trust with a Glo-Stick Day.
Whenever being single gets me down, I like to close my eyes, take a deep breath and then go do whatever I want pretty much nonstop.
Ya .... That Supermoon was OK ..... But I was quite disappointed when I realized it didn`t even have a cape.
Funny how people get all angry when you break something of theirs that they don`t ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but this is just gardening facts.
Life…it’s just an “F” in lie.
Things I`m confused by: how did Rub a Dub Dub, Three Men in a Tub become a nursery rhyme?
I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.
My idea of drinking responsibly is using a coaster.
Women are like bacon: they look good, they smell good, they taste good, and they will slowly kill you