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Just curious, when pirates use text, IM or twitter, do they used emoticons` like .) .P .D or .( or do they try to fool us by using the two eyed ones?
Racism, sexism and homophobia make no sense when there are so many perfectly good stupid people to hate.
Someday, I hope to be so rich that I`ll never be happy again.
Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
I`m not insulting you, I`m describing you.
to do list: buy a parrot. teach the parrot to say, "Help!! I`ve been turned into a parrot!"
Wait till the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald`s find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want.
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the “M” is silent.
Ugly is such an ugly word. If I must describe an ugly person I´d prefer to use the term "handsomely-challenged"
I have the worst case of morning sickness. No I am not pregnant, my body just rejects mornings.
There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?
FYI: You can buy wedding cake even if there`s no wedding, those suckers don`t even check
Never underestimate the power of cleavage.