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I’m starting to think plates are called china because most of them look the same.
You guys ever trip out on the fact that Indian people eat Indian food for breakfast?
I can`t wait to procrastinate.
It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong...
"Teeter Totter" is the silliest name for toddler catapults.
Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google and Wikipedia.
Inviting a friend to play Candy Crush Saga is like hosting an intervention and providing the crack.
I`m old enough to remember when apparently the worst thing life could hand you was lemons.
Just once I want my boss to assume I`m tired in the morning because I fight crime all night, not because of all the booze I drank.
If you’re a millionaire and you don’t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool then you should just give me all of your money because you’re wasting it
If the shoe fits, shove it further up their a$$
Do you know what I hate worse than people? Groups of people.
They say dolphins are the second smartest animal after humans, but I`ve never seen a dolphin with a face tattoo.
I`d rather SH!T in my hands and clap!
To all the students who drop out of high school: Remember two things, 1) You tried your best. 2) I don`t like pickles on my BigMac.