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Oops! I hate when I pour myself a drink and then have 12 more by accident.
Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark
"Kids are great when you need help around the house." - People who don`t have kids
Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. "You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
All my bills say "outstanding", I guess that means I`m good to go!
I eat tacos over a tortilla so that way when stuff falls out Boom another taco.
"keep moving.....nothing to see here"
During a test..people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
I Like this quote. I dislike this quote. I am so clever that sometimes I don´t understand a single word of what I am saying.
If I had a British accent, I`d never shut up.
Here`s an idea...Duck Dynasty Chia Pets
is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
I`m so in Debt, I could start a Government.
If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bullshit
I scream. You scream. The police come ... It`s awkward ;)