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Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
It`s getting warm out. I can finally get back to smacking people and blaming it on mosquitos!
Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
After months of uninterrupted analysis, I am now prepared to conclude that, indeed, my laundry is not going to fold itself.
I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I`m playing with it. Yeah...I`m playing with my selfie.
My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes.
If you attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt it would be a waist of time.
the only correct answer to are u ticklish? is i have explosive diareha right now
When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found
One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
Please don`t make me choose between you and porn.
I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
Sometimes my sarcasm is so intense that even I’m not sure if I’m kidding or not.
Robots can do anything we set their mind to
New Study: Long-term beer drinking can lead to depression, also known as "running out of beer."