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It`s what`s on the inside that counts... *Except chocolate covered raisins.
Can`t dance? Spell your name....in the air...with your butt. BOOM! Next problem...
If I had a time machine I`d go back to 900 A.D. and just scare the sh!t out of people with an electric toothbrush.
By the power vested in me and by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen’s clubs.
If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together would they call it Amazon Web Services?
Have we considered putting Scooby Doo and the gang on the Malaysian airplane caper?
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day............ Palm Sunday is just around the corner
Seems like 2013 was just yesterday.
If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge??
Who wants to do something we will regret in the morning? Anyone?
Wait, carjacking doesn`t mean masturbating in my vehicle? Then no, I didn`t get arrested for carjacking.
99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I’m part of the other 2%
If I was antisocial I wouldn`t have just ordered a pizza over the phone.
I’m going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily.