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Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
My death bed confession is going to be epic!
if money grew of trees, girls would be dating monkeys
I wish there was more BitStrips and photos of giraffes on my Facebook
If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.
Its amazing how much more tolerable thanksgiving with the family becomes after the 5th cocktail…
If the world dosen`t end on the 21st, I sure do have a lot of MREs to gift wrap.
If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
I like long walks on the beach and drives through Taco Bells drive-thru.
Adding “and sh!t” at the end of a sentence can make anything sound thug. Example: “I was playing with my bubbles and sh!t.”
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D
I’ve finally decided to do something about my weight ... Lie.
I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn`t tear away ..
I always drink responsibility I make sure that someone is responsible for buying me drinks.
Someone asked me if I`m ever scared that I`ll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my cat was right there.