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Facebook is like Chinese food. When you think you had enough, you want more.
When a bird bangs into your window, do you wonder if God is playing angry birds
We can operate a robot on another planet, but yet I`m still struggling to get this vending machine to take my wrinkled dollar.
Someone told me that I seemed a little more classy than usual. The only thing I can think of is they somehow found out I used a Target bag instead of one from Wal Mart to line my bathroom`s wastepaper basket.
At first it was "Okay" and then "ok" and now "k" and soon it will disappear and you`ll all regret it
I have one question about Insanity, "Are we there yet"?
I`m a wealth of knowledge ... Unless you want it to be true, then I`m pretty solid on about 6 topics ... 2 of those might just be Doritos flavors
thinks my life is becoming a very complicated drinking game.
I sometimes worries about my short attention span, ...but not for very L... hey! ... look at that squirrel!
According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid...
Stop procrastinating. Join Hokey Pokey Anonymous today and turn that life around!
No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP
:): The Bipolar smiley face
Boyfriend: Why do you watch the Food Network it doesn’t make your cooking any better? Girlfriend: Why do you watch porn?
Just bought a car with the money from my swear jar.