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I don`t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you
There`s a certain age where you can no longer use the term "Good girl gone bad". It`s more like "Her old a$$ should know better"
really vry funny
I wonder if the psycho hitchhiker ever gets picked up by the psycho driver. Now there`s a movie I`d pay to see.
All alcohol will make my clothes fall off… tequila just makes that happen in public.
Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this "problem" not heard of pizza and alcohol?
I`m sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn`t really prepared for any follow-up conversation.
After all these years, I`m beginning to suspect that Waldo doesn`t want to be found.
Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out everytime you speak.
It could be worse. Spiders could have wings.
"You only live once" is also an equally compelling reason not to do something extreme or stupid.
This debate episode has to be the craziest Celebrity Apprentice I`ve ever seen!
"Wow! That butterfly`s gonna be HUGE!" - First person to find a mummy
Whether a Vacuum is on or off, it`s always collecting dust.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.