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Being rich doesn`t equal happiness but i`d rather cry in a ferrari
And we all have that one friend who has more blonde moments than an actual blonde.
According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with "Go away."
when a girl says "whatever" what she really means "I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it
I bought my mother in-law one of those atomic clocks. I can`t wait for the alarm to go off.
Whenever I hear that customer service calls are going to be recorded I do one of my raps because I`m too poor to pay for studio time
I`m sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon.
If I could bring one dead person back to life I`d bring back Walk Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction..
The worst thing about finding out Santa isn`t real is that you realise it was your parents who were to blame for all the terrible presents
I could write an entire book on excuses,,, but I have to pick my grandma up at the airport.
Life is hard ... It`s harder if you`re stupid.
I live in a small town where the population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregant a guy leaves town.
I have the ability to drive people crazy. I`m not sure if I was born with it or if I learned it. But damn am I great at it.
Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password.
Does this floor Iām laying on make me look unmotivated?