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To be truthful,,, I have never unrolled a sleeping bag and been able to roll it back up any smaller than the size of a garage.
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: Oh... I have nothing to say, I just crave the spotlight.
When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
Its hotter than a three peckered billy goat!
there`s only 2 things in life you have control in changing that is your attitude and a kids diaper.. which at times both can be the equivalent of the other..
If you lack motivation, get on treadmill naked in front of mirror.
Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock is broken and I`m wide awake. Not sure who won.
It`s normally a combination of things that cause bad decisions. The tequila, lime, salt combination is the most common.
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
There is 2 address we will always know by heart, 1: Our Own, and 2: P. Sherman 42 wallyby way Sydney!
Funny how people get all angry when you break something of theirs that they don`t ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat.
"User Friendly" is just another way of saying stupid.......
I`m a nonviolent person until I see a spider. Then I turn into Al Capone and "I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!
When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger and write WASH ME on her face…
I like people the most when I`m by myself.