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Why do people say ”I saw it with my own eyes.” Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because.
I like to walk around the house naked. Until the cops chase me back inside.
I hate in video games how penguins always use their ability to slide on their stomachs for evil
A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study.
Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy.
You ever read a status, and you`re like, `what a f*ck up` and then you realize you`re on your own page?
I forgot to post this earlier
I know its true love when I like you even when I`m sober.
Currently helping my sister look for her chocolate`s I ate 4hrs ago.
Who is the genius that decided Little League uniforms be white? My guess is Tide laundry detergent.
Someone just asked me if I was `happily` married. Single people are adorable.
You wanna know where I`m ticklish? Hawaii.
Wonders why we can`t just all get a Long....Island Iced Tea?!?
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.