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Why don`t we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?
Hi, we`re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can`t ever find our dog.
The TV is so loud! But not quite loud enough to make me get up and get the remote.
If Apple really want to introduce something new and "innovative" they should just release a longer charger.
Dodgeball, but with random people who don`t know that they are playing..............
Thoughts of you make my demons nervous.
So, which one of you is going to be the subject of your local news` annual turkey fryer accident story?
My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. Stupid empty soap bottle.
Do you have to water a Pointsettia or do they die on their own?
My brain has too many tabs open.
Fact: No one has ever "Jumped in the shower."
"Hello 911?" "Someone just stole my status on Facebook... yes, I`ll hold."
Thanks, autocorrect. I`m sure she`s dying to know about my huge peninsula.
a lady at the grocery store asked me, "How do I know you?"...to which I replied, "You must watch a lot of porn".
Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.