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So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
I`m not Unemployed, I`m just taking my next job`s vacation in advance...
Sometimes it’s the little victories, like depositing a dollar to avoid overdraw fees that make me feel like a responsible adult.
I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.
I didn`t give you the finger...you earned it.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society.
I didn`t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
First, Ray Rice. Now, Adrian Peterson. The prison football league is going to be off the chain this year.
You chicks spend a lot of money on makeup to look pretty. Save your cash, buy him Alcohol.
Things that don`t kill bees: 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming
I just don`t get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?
You had me at Rice Krispies Treats
The new iPhone will have a finger print scanner. Or, in other words, Apple is about to amass the largest database of biometric data in the world. I’m sure the people of NSA are dancing like little school girls right now.
I just googled, "understanding women," the computer crashed.