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An awkward morning beats a boring night.
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
Perhaps Voldemort’s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
I`m too lazy to be a stalker. You`ll have to come here. Bring coffee.
How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
My doctor said I`m healthy enough for sexual activity ... I`m just not attractive enough.
I know the voices aren`t real but they have some great ideas.
Does eating a gas station hot dog counts as a suicide attempt.
H&R Block said I won`t get nearly as much back in taxes this year because apparently the neighbors want to claim their own children.
I want to grow my own food but I can`t find any bacon seeds.
Pro tip for picking up girls – keep your back straight and lift with your knees.
You`d think by episode 133 the Scooby Doo gang would know it`s a guy in a costume every time.
Several decisions I make on a daily basis hinge upon the question "illegal or just frowned upon?"
Shouldn`t old people drive faster than everyone else since they have less time left to waste?