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twinkle twinkle little star ... point me to the nearest bar.
I couldn`t find the word `Disappear` in the dictionary. Strange!
I can`t believe it`s been a year since I didn`t become a better person....
I love long legs.... Long sexy legs.....But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
Well I was gonna donate blood today until the lady got all personal and started asking "who´s blood is this?" and "How did you get it?"
I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I`m sexy!" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
That awkward moment when your parents don’t appreciate the hilarious child they have.
If practice makes perfect, one day I will make the perfect mistake.
I`m always amazed that when tragedy strikes how quickly people on Facebook become experts on the subject no matter what it is.
I`m old enough to remember when apparently the worst thing life could hand you was lemons.
I don`t trust stairs. They always look like they`re up to something.
Do not put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.
My bed is half full - Lonely optimist.
Some days you`re the Titanic, some days you`re the iceberg and some days you`re that guy who hit the propeller on the way down.