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I don`t really understand why women are expected to be able to cook if they can give blowjobs.
Why do people with really bad breath always want to tell you secrets?
You guys ever trip out on the fact that Indian people eat Indian food for breakfast?
Some people say a true friend stabs you in the front. I’m gonna go ahead and say a true friend just puts the knife down.
That awkward moment when a comment gets more “likes” than your status.
Why can`t everyday be football Sunday?
How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?
Jack daniel was found dead by johnie walker at castle strt under savanna tree,captain morgan believed dat he was killed by strongbow.his 4cuzns said that he was best in j&b club at knights...
I carry a yoga mat, but it`s only because I get sleepy after lunch
If my fridge had glass doors I would still stand there and hold the door open.
There is no such things as ghosts. I know, I asked Santa Claus
If you recieve something that says,”Send it to all your friends” , then please don`t consider me as your friend.
This day needs more yesterday.
I`m not perfect. But I am better than you.
"Oh!Look The Smurfs Grew Up!"Grandma those are Avatars." -_-