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I don`t know what I would do without you, but I bet it`s awesome.
When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
That weird feeling when you wake up from a nap & you don`t whether it`s am or pm or what day, month, or year it is.
If by “clubbing” you mean eating club sandwiches then yeah I’m pretty into the club scene.
To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that "I don`t care about being healthy and smelling clean."
North West? Im confused i thought Kim Kardashian gave birth to a child not a compass
The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time…
Does "Can I take your order?" sometimes mean "Let`s start a new life together" or am I reading too much into this?
If u think someone (me) is cute u should tell them (me)
Its ironic how the colors Red, White and Blue represent freedom... until they are flashing behind your back.
The coolest tourist attraction in the world is the Sistine Chapel, because it`s full of ceiling fans.
I see subway employees are still having their "how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich" contest.
Job interview tip: repeatedly ask if you`re under oath
Bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn`t been used at the liquor store since Friday.
My local news station says it gives us " news when it breaks " ...I want unbroken news!!