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I spent an hour at Walmart last night.. I can now totally disprove evolution.. O_o
Today I saw a baby with a bib that said `This dumbass put my cape on backwards.`
I was going to write something profound and memorable here, but I can`t remember what it was.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Never make an arm wrestle bet with a guy who has been single for longer than 6 months.
I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
"Lazy" is a strong word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
Does anyone know how much water I`m supposed to add to this baby powder, to make an infant?
Party like you will never be invited to another!
Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world ... to get back from a woman
Don’t get your panties in a bunch. The nicer ones are sold individually.
Is it just me, or that sea witch Ursula from the Little Mermaid inspired from a full blown flamboyant drag queen?
Alcohol-The best night time: slurring, headache, dehydration, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance medicine.
*uses Ouija board* NEW PHONE WHO DIS
The easiest way for me to lose inches is to switch to the metric system.