Daily Silly Status

I don’t have an attitude problem… You have a problem with my attitude… That’s your problem, not mine.

The difference between “like” “love” and “in love” is the same as the difference between “for now” “for a while” and “forever”

Yes, I realize I’m leaving early. But don’t forget, I also came in late.

My car doesn’t have a passenger airbag but don’t worry, if we get in an accident all the McDonalds napkins in the glove box will cushion you

I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P

You`re never too old to be spanked ...If you play your cards right.

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

FYI: You can`t beat rock-paper-scissors with yourself in the mirror.

if truth is what u want...in return alcohol is all I want...

I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be.

I thought she would duck officer- me checking the psychic`s ability

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.

I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice

is sick and tired and tired of being sick and sick of being tired!

They say 1 minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder sluts are so damn skinny.