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Talked to someone in person today....what a pain in the a$$ that was!
All this time I thought PTA stood for Parents to Avoid
Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you were thinking.
I should probably be in a relationship just for the supervision.
Not to brag but my new mistress is a lingerie model. OK, fine. A mannequin. But she doesn`t talk much and I like that.
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
Imagine all the amazing places you could take naps if you were Superman.
I know two wrongs don`t make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I`m like on 756.
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted.
I`ve decided to take some time off Facebook so I can focus on work and, ok, I`m back
I just took the "What Kind of Asshole are You?" quiz and got "The kind that posts my results on Facebook".
Hate it when I feel my phone vibrate in my pocket and it’s not even in there.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times,......Your probably a woman.