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Wouldn’t it be great to hear a priest say “been there, done that” in reply to your confessed sins?
We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
!that embarrasing moment when you fake a call then a real one comes...!lol.
I like to drink while I clean and that`s how I found out what Febreze tastes like.
I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though.
I tried stuff once. It was horrible.
It’s hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
My short-term memory is my ONLY problem..... Well, that, and my short-term memory
Tonight`s weather forecast: dark. Continued dark overnight with widely scattered of light by morning.
I`m optimistic that within my lifetime it will become acceptable to wear your underwear to the supermarket.
I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don`t use words like "East."
I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t
I was always a believer in evolution....then I spent an hour at Walmart and now I`m not so sure