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It`s called "Biscotti" because nobody would buy "chocolate covered croutons".
Don`t ever forget.. I`m always here. A l w a y s. Scrolling. Judging. Judging. Scrolling. That`s right. I see everything.
The WWF advert asks, “When the ice goes, where do the polar bears go?” ... Well, swimming, I suppose.
"Who`s this clown?" - every guy about every other guy who is in a photo with a girl we like
The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg.
Valentine’s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now.
"is Pepsi ok?" - my coke dealer, tryin to be funny
U still drunk from last night or did u get a new buzz going this morning.
Deep down, we`re all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on.
If only my goals were to be poor, lazy and out of shape.
Sarcasm is a dominant gene in my family.
Don`t feel bad if you don`t enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That`s what matters.
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
If my grandmother were alive today, I`m pretty sure she`d still have her blinker on.
Smelling another person should be a choice.