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Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other, it`s given me another reason to stare.
I sometimes goto Starbucks for coffee and tell them my name is Bueller ... Then leave before my coffe is ready
We should have staff meetings in the garden. The plants would love the fertilizer.
I thought white noise was the sound of people complaining at Starbucks.
500 + friends... and not one of you saw where I put the remote?
I’m not saying don’t trust the internet but there’s an alarming discrepancy between the number of ipads I’ve won & the number of ipads I own.
OK I`ve stumbled out of bed and made it to the computer- and another Facebook day begins!
Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.
Treasure the years with your children while they are still distracted by bubbles.
Bran flakes. Helping pants fit better for over 100 years.
If it was not for electricity, we would all be watching T.V. by candle light.
Does `virgin wool` come from sheep the shepherd hasn`t caught yet? ..just asking
I don`t go on Facebook much so Dave, if you`re seeing this, thanks for the invite to your 2007 New Year`s party, hope you had fun dude.
If you’re a douchebag, it’s so easy to find the right hat.