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My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
They should make a medal for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
Okay so the pregnant woman in the library didn`t get my `overdue` joke.
Handle every stressful situation like a Dog.....Pee on it and walk away.
"You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself" -- 5th Amendment, understood by nobody on Facebook.
Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my phone. 1. I don`t have a girlfriend.
Why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem.
I`ve made up my mind, I`m not giving up anything for Lent, I`m no quitter...
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast
I am fluent in three languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm
The guy that figured out babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably had a lot of explaining to do.
According to new research, too much sex can cause memory loss. Finally, something that explains my ultra detailed photographic memory.
just bought 400 copies of Hoarders: Season 1. Not sure what to do with them.
Black Friday at my house consist of pants 100% off
Wonders why we can`t just all get a Long....Island Iced Tea?!?