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Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally
Iām going to start telling women that Iām available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.
I`m thankful for many things, but mostly that there were no camera phones when I was in high school.
The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
Who else`s favorite Spring time game is "Guess how deep that pothole really is."
I look forward to paying off all my debt and finally getting back to just being broke.
People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter.
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills.
A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.
This relationship is going to be weird if you keep pretending I`m not your boyfriend.
Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don`t
My posts come from a dark place.. I haven`t paid my light bill in 3 months.
Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman.
A company has announced a new service where you carpool with strangers. It`s a new cutting-edge technology called "taking the bus."
It`s not a real hangover until you bring a pillow into the bathroom.