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They don`t make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery.
I gotta ask you a sirius question....do you know the muffen man
If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die.
I`d walk barefoot across an ocean of Legos for you.
Saw a chameleon today. So I guess it`s safe to say it was a pretty sh!tty chameleon.
Your so vain...you probably think this post is about you
There are 2 types of people in this world, those who press “door close” in the elevator before others can jump on & those who are liars.
I`m not the cat lady type. I`m more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.
Good Morning: You, my friends are the reason I wake up every morning ? LOL JK, I have to pee.
During a test..people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
One of my best talents is pretending to like people. Unfortunately, I only show it when no one`s around.
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
If you don’t like my sense of humor please tell me… so I can laugh at you!
Son, you don`t get anything in life without trying hard and working for it. Now be quiet, there about to announce the lottery results...