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When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
my ex girlfriends started they`re own website they call it two faced book...
My home security system is a series of paintings with the eyes cut out.
Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don`t get. Those who do are smiling right now.
Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside
I don’t even know what I don’t know.
its not the up`s and down`s that bring you down...its the jerks!!
The Push Up ice cream company should just buy out Pringles and make all of our lives easier.
I hope these environmentally friendly toilets save at least 3x the water because that’s how many times I need to flush.
Objects in spandex are larger than they appear
If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie.
Whenever I hear "let me tell you the truth", I secretly cross my fingers, hoping they say "brownies are healthy, eat as many as you want."
The only toys I was allowed to play with in the tub were the dirty dishes.
Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
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