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you know....I must be drop dead sexy because....cashiers are always checking me out….
I just attempted to wash a paper plate if you wonder how much money I have available.
Sorry I cut you off mid-sentence so I could sprint after an ice cream truck.
Do you think retailers in Colorado have seen an increase in the sales of Easy Bake ovens and Brownie mix?
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
I don`t know what is longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.
I am one of those people who presses every button in the elevator when I`m getting out =]
I`m easily influenced... That`s why I try not to watch too much porn
Monopoly: Destroying friendships since 1904
This status could be yours for 3 easy payment of $8.99, get in quick because this offer won`t last for long, infact there are only 5 left.
They say 1 in 3 people cheat in a relationship. I`m not sure if its my wife or my girlfriend.
I love all religions. They bring holidays .
A "Tap Out" sticker on your mini van still makes it a mini van.
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.