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The awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are bouncing …. and you’re a guy.
I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
It`s so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names.
Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example.
I`ve taken my kids all over the country, but their favorite place to be is still "in the way."
Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with.
I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
If you need me I`ll always be stuck behind the person who doesn`t know how to use the CVS self-checkout aisle.
Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
Things I`m confused by: how did Rub a Dub Dub, Three Men in a Tub become a nursery rhyme?
I like to skip when I`m carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires.
Wonder what my couch is doing right now.
I just did a weeks worth of cardio after I walked into a spider`s web.