Daily Silly Status

Actually, The quickest way to fix that annoying noise in your car is ... Just open the door and push her out.

Sorry, kids. It appears ninjas ate all of our Halloween candy.

Saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons last night. ..Must be going through a tough period in her life.

Stapling water to a tree is easier than controlling your laughter at serious times.

I`m just a guy struggling to find the appropriate level of inappropriateness for every social interaction I`m unlucky enough to be a part of

I don`t care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.

I go into Best Buy and ask "Where are your most expensive yet least guarded items?" Then someone is always nearby when I have questions.

Yes officer, I know my driving is not 100% perfect, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk.

Facebook becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do.

Kinda makes you wonder how many employees used to piss on their hands in the bathroom before management finally took action

Ahhh, the 4th of July. The day where trips to hospital start with the words "Hold my beer and watch this!"

I don’t know why you put your boat in Sh!t Creek to begin with.

My ex-wifes facebook status said "I`m depressed and on the edge"... So I poked her!

To the individual who sat outside in their car, across the street from our house, at 530 am and had Led Zepplens Immigrant Song blaring at full volume, I have one thing to say to you! AWESOME CHOICE DUDE!!!!!!!

Despite its name, Gatorade is pretty much fatal to alligators. I’m not allowed to volunteer at the zoo anymore.