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in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
I`ve been building my own particle accelerator. Plan to create a boson particle. Explore the mysteries.....you know what? This is a lot of work. Think I`m just going to have a beer and play Call of Duty.
I always wonder if the people sitting near me at church every Sunday are unsettled by the fact that I take my communion like a shot of cheap vodka because I`m still in a party mode
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and look how that turned out...
CNN needs to reevaluate the use of Breaking News. Perhaps "Latest Speculative News" or "We Really Don`t Know Shit" would work. CNN call me.
When I procrastinate, current me really expects a lot out of future me.
Who`s this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
When I`m bored I like to call in sick to places I don`t work for. I`m getting written up at Kohls.
I plan on being up really late tonight making voodoo dolls for, well, nevermind, you will know who you are soon enough
When people tell me that I’ve changed, I want to shake them and tell them: “And so should you!”
It`s hard to look like a bad-ass when you`re slurping on a strawberry smoothie.
EVERY Friday is good in my book!
I`m known all over the world for my exaggerations.
I can paint the house and buy new furniture and my kids won`t notice, but, buy a new phone case...
To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china.