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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
I just watched a puppy do something really cute. It was like a real life YouTube video.
Seriously, how can it be considered stealing when my neighbor’s WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house? I’m the victim here!!
The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen’s clubs.
Why do prostitutes charge per hour? I mean, what are we supposed to do for the other 57 minutes?
It’s impressive how quickly I can go from full to starving.
Things I hate about work: 1. Waking up 2. Humans 3. Working
Monday must be a man ... It comes too quickly.
Sign outside a Drug Rehab Centre: "Keep off the Grass!"
This is probably the best idea I`ve had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid
gave up trying to understand women years ago. Women understand women and they hate each other.
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I feel sorry for men who don’t know how to value women. One look at a woman and I know how much she will cost me.
My version of Heaven would be filled with all the things I`d probably go to hell for.