Daily Silly Status

So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?

They say love is in every corner... my life must be a f*cking circle!

I used to be a camera man in the porn industry but it became too hard...

Akward Moment Is When Your Twin Sister Calls You Ugly(:

I`m only 2 girls short of a threesome.

Searching Netflix is almost more of an activity than watching a movie on Netflix.

Oops, just bought vodka instead of milk again

is a reasonably intelligent person who does moderately stupid things on a semi-regular basis.

Here`s an idea...Duck Dynasty Chia Pets

To all my ex girlfriends. Don`t worry. I`m still an asshole.

Seriously, dude...Is there a name for what`s wrong with you?

Volleyball = A more intense version of don`t let the balloon hit the floor.

I’m trisexual, as in, I’ll try to have sex with you.

Have you ever noticed that half way through the ColonialPenn insurance commercial, Alex Trebek tries to pull a Jedi-Mind-Trick on us.... "This is the insurance you are looking for." (I didn`t get enough sleep last night.)

Just bought a car with the money from my swear jar.