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My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about.
A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks that I should leave work early.
Helpful Tip: Always remember to speak clearly when complimenting a woman`s boots...
Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?
Somehow the talk went a little wrong with my 7 year old and now he`s convinced that birds have sex with bees and now he won`t eat honey.
Iām too young to be too old for everything.
One does not simply log out of their friend`s facebook account without making them gay.
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
I am going to open "The Karma Cafe" There will be no menus though. You will get what you deserve!
Im out like a fat kid playing dodge ball
I hate being bipolar, it`s great .
If you try to fail but you succeed which have you done?
My doctor recommended I increase the amount of Greens in my diet...so I started drinking more Rolling Rock.
Women my age expect a man to have his sh!t together by now. Time to start dating younger women.
There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights.