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I watched Americas Got Talent for 15 minutes and I beg to differ.
When the cashier asks "How`s your day going?" I reply "I`m buying 3 bottles of wine, it`s clearly only getting better."
Smooth move.........ExLax
I’m at Code 5 today. I don’t know. It’s something this lady in the coffee shop said and I liked it. So now I’m using it, too.
I`m not lazy, I`m in energy saving mode.
Can someone`s face be a pet peeve?
Ways to get to my heart: 1) food ... that’s pretty much it
Turns out I`m ambidextrous at yet another sport! And I even scored a bingo twice. Left-handed!
"Go left at the chopsticks in the road" - Chinese directions
The secret to enjoying good wine: Open to let it breathe. If it appears not to be breathing, apply mouth to mouth.
The last time I was someone`s type, I was donating blood.
I wouldn`t want to fly Virgin. Who`d want to fly an airline that doesn`t go all the way?
Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive AROUND the building?
There are 2 kinds of coworkers. The ones who keep iPhone 5 chargers at their desks and the ones whose names I don`t know.
When 12 year old girls call each other honey and sweet heart...