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Between Criminal Minds, CSI, Law and Order, Castle, and Monk...I am now fairly confident I can get away with pretty much anything.
People of planet Earth, thank your gods that I`m not in charge of the red button.
Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats! Many of you are about to be grandparents!
Now that the Summer is over, I can finally stop pretending to be on a diet
the real full form of M.B.A....Married But Available
I`ve always pictured myself taking selfies.
I’ve got a friend whose nickname is “Shagger”. You might think that’s pretty cool. She doesn’t like it
If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder the longer you stay.
Story of my life : 1. i wake up .... 2. i go to school.... 3. i see a girl .... 4. i run to her and kiss her.... Actually, the right order is 2,3,4,1 ..
FYI: You can buy wedding cake even if there`s no wedding, those suckers don`t even check
I snuck popcorn into the movie theater but they won’t let me use their microwave.
I just missed winning the lottery by only 6 numbers.
Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?
What did the crop say to the farmer? Stop picking on me