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It’s not a great nap, unless you wake up and can’t remember what day it is.
Oh well, this time isn`t going to procrastinate itself.
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
My Dr said I am a sex addict. I ask him how he knew and he said you are a man.
Sometimes there just aren’t enough curse words.
Life is far too short to remove the USB safely.
I hate people who take drugs......like the police.
I hate when I accidentally eat everything in sight.
The institutions won`t take me so I am all yours.
You don`t even want to know the things I have done for a Klondike Bar...
If stress burned calories, I’d be a super model.
I like to Party! ... and by Party I mean take Naps
They say you can tell how someone has sex by how they dance…. So ladies be prepared for a lot of counting and clapping.
I´m thankful for Facebook. Before, I would just scream out my thoughts to anyone who would listen.
A lot of woman turn into good drivers. So if you`re a good driver, beware of women drivers when their making a turn.