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I prefer my kale with a silent "K"
Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I`ve only missed one day.
If you replace the "W" in "where" "what" and "when" with "T" you get answers to the questions.
I remember when the internet was two tin cans and a string.
Anyone else find it odd that on Star Trek, when they say "to boldly go where no one has gone before", when they get there, they always meet someone?
Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I’ve done in my entire life.
1, 2 Freddie´s coming for u 3, 4 better lock the door 5, 6 grab your crucifix 7, 8 gotta say up late 9, 10 never sleep again
Single women come home, see what`s in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what`s in the bed and go to the fridge.
Okay, I am getting really irritated. This is the 5th ATM I`ve been to today that`s had "insufficient funds".
Mark my words: In a year, the leading cause of death will be “Beaten to death with a selfie stick”
Driving to work would be so much better if I didn’t always end up at work.
I can’t believe that all these “single ladies in my area” want to meet me, must be due to all the “free Ipads” I’ve been winning.
I`ve decided that throughout the time period starting with Thanksgiving, continuing on to Christmas and ending on New Years Day, the term `Calories" regarding all food shall be referred to as "Deliciousness Points."
I am a gentleman, based on the clubs I go to.
I hope daylight savings time hasn`t thrown you off your schedule of doing nothing.