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Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they`re and there.
I just saw a gang of really drunk mosquitoes leave my arm and high-five each other. Weird.
I don`t know about you . But everytime I go on Twitter , I get this weird feeling , I am being followed.
Where have you been all my life? ... Please go back there.
I am there for you no matter what, anytime, day or night, unless there is something good on TV or I am eating pie
One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I`m going to visit.
Ever notice your Christmas stocking has just enough room for chocolates and a bottle of wine. Coincidence? I don`t think soooo.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like CRAP ... until you have something someone else needs
Ladies...when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from.
I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar.
This status update is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you would not have been notified.
I just made my first snow angel!! ... Ok fine.. I got bored, got drunk and then passed out in the snow, whatever!
You know you`re a mom when someone says they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today.
Kid`s Choice Awards are a great reminder why children aren`t allowed to vote.
Hope dogs are kissing us and not trying to see if we started tasting good yet.