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French people give me the crepes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Anyone else ever thought about farting into one of those plastic cylinders at the bank drive-thru?
The best part about living in a small town is when I don`t know what I`m doing, someone else does.
Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you`re interrupting!
Of course I plan to seize the day ... Eventually.
Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.
If it doesn’t make you afraid to go to the bathroom the next day, it’s not really hot sauce.
Does anyone else get scared when a text reads "Can I ask you a question?"
Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.
I just don`t understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
I`m so old, I remember when the internet didn`t have commercials.
I’ve found that the things I’m most interested in aren’t really in my best interest.
Won’t go back in my bathroom until spider is gone! Web search for “spider life span” reveals I will be able to shower again in 1 to 2 years.
What`s this g-mail? I just got used to e-mail. And why did they skip f-mail?